Jennifer Love Hewitt Pays Millions to Run Baby Pics
Normally when celebrities have a baby, the tabloids are throwing around millions of dollars to get the rights to publish the first pictures. When Jennifer Love Hewitt has a baby… well, that’s a different story. It’s the exact opposite… she’s throwing around millions of dollars with the hope that people might give a [...]
How to Prepare for the Apocalypse
Here’s a tongue in cheek debate on whether the video games of today are preparing children enough for the inevitable post apocalyptic world of tomorrow. “Playing video games all day, alone, and friendless is simply the best way that we have to prepare our children for a life of solitude and embarrassment.”
Spam Crackdown Threatens Free iPod Industry
The U.S. is considering sanctions against the Eastern European nation of Koy4goff if it does not reduce the number of unsolicited free iPod offers. Funny satire video from The Onion.
Most Of World’s Spam Email Comes From Nation Of Koy4goff
The U.S. is considering sanctions against the Eastern European nation if it does not reduce the number of unsolicited offers for Viagra and replica handbags it sends.
Courageous Man Refuses To Believe He Has Cancer
On Today Now, Peter Hedgemont shares the inspirational tale of how he has refused to let a cancer diagnosis convince him he has cancer.
First Female Dictator Hailed As Step Forward For Women
Amivi Gama’s violent rise to power in East Timor has proved that women are just as capable as men when it comes to brutality and oppression.
FDA Approves Depressant Drug For The Annoyingly Cheerful
Made by Pfizer, Despondex is the first drug designed to treat the symptoms of excessive perkiness.
Coughlin Retires From Family To Spend More Time With Team
The Giants Coach said he valued the years he spent with his family, but wants to focus on more important things now
Are Reality Shows Setting Unrealistic Standards For Skanks?
Our panelists debate whether TV programs like A Double Shot At Love and The Bad Girls Club depict unattainable levels of skankiness.
Sony Releases Stupid Piece Of S*** That Doesn’t F***ing Work
Our Tech Trends reporter looks at the new gizmo Sony promises will revolutionize the way consumers become infuriated by goddamn blinking TV box things.